So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Ebola

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

brian mcgee is gay!

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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