- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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