Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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hi patrick

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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