- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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