Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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womens rights to vote

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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