Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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obama leadership

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What's the difference between a duck?

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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