- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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