A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What's a small person? A midget

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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