What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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