i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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