Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

I'm gay. No homo.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

for keeps?

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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