- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Women's rights

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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