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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Womens rights.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

a ginger has a soul

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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