- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

I'm gay. No homo.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

who is mark

connor sucks

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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