Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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american government

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Iggy Azalea

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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