What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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