Matty B

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Penis

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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What did the fish say? Moo

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Why? Because!

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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miley cyrus

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Anti Joke

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