- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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