Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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Johnson stops eating

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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