- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

how do you confuse a blond?

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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