Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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