Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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God is real

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Why did I get raped

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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