Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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i like tits

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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