Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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toast points

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Anti Joke

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