- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Hearpin my durp

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Spinabifita

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Seth stock has a large penis

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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