- Anti Joke

A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.