- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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