- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

for keeps?

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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