A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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I've got a dig bick

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american government

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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