How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

guess what what? nothing.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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