1 + 1 = 3

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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