How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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I'm banging your sister.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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:O + :P = 69

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Women's Rights.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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AVB

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bob saget

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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