Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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