Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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