- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THE GAME

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

No. Yes.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Life is an elephant, get married.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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