Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Chicken

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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