Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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YOLO.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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1 Jew XD

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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she wasn't 18

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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