What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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