What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Melbourne Football Club.

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eloise dey.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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