How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Jews

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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An atheist walks into a church

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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