what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

womens rights

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

i like tits

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