- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

where are you?

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

The WNBA

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Cows go moo.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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