- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

The Braves win the N.L. east

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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