What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Your social life.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

God bless America, and no where else.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

YOLO.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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