A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Stephen Walking.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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womens rights

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women's rights

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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modern love

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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