Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Women's Rights.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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