- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

womens rights

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Penal Dysfunction

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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