Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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