Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Anti-joke.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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what time is it? 3:16

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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