- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

An Asian walks out of the library.

Your Mom.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

A horse cantered into a bar.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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