GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Comedy.

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Jason Connor.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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