- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

A black man didn't walk into a bar

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Jason Connor.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

feces

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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