- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Win and Beau have no friends

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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