Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Knock knock, Come in...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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