- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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Knock Knock Yes?

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

what do you watch ? a tv

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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