- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

rose are red violets should be purple

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

yo mama's so fat!!!

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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