- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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