- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Justin Bieber having an erection.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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