I had sex. Just kidding.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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