what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

women outside of the kitchen

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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