What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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ObamaCare

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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