Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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British Dentistry

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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