What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Flop dog

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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