Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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matt shut up

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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