What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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ObamaCare

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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