Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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God

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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The 80's

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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