What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Flop dog

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Anti Joke

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