Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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a man died

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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British Dentistry

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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