The 80's

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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God

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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