Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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connor sucks

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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