whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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hi. thats what she said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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