Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Welcome To Facebook

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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