Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Oh, I must be hearing things.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

LOL May Wong

bitches be crafty.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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