Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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