Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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you just contradicted yourself.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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