roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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