Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Yes.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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The WNBA

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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nba live 13

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Your Mom.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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