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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

bum sex lol

Cancer.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

obama

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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