i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

obama

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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