Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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I am a nigger.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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