What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I never asked for this.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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