The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Women.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

What's the difference between a duck?

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

I am a n1gger.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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